Chelyuskin Chinooks

We pledge allegiance to Vladimir Putin.

Owner: Alex Gomez

Mascot: Bonible the Yeti and his Arctic Interpretive Dancers

Stadium
Stadium: Vladimir Putin Arena (outdoor games: Cape Chelyuskin Duck Pond)

Seating: 20,000 (Duck Pond: up to 1,000)

Location: Cape Chelyuskin, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia

People from all over Siberia travel long distances to see their Chinooks. Even though the population of Cape Chelyuskin is roughly 20, we have many tourists. Our stadium is shaped like a giant rectangle. There is a chinook helicopter on top, and it flies around whenever the Chinooks score. Our goal celebration is the best in the league, as it also includes Bonible and his Dancers coming onto the ice and penguins. Another feature that the stadium offers is warmth, as it can get as low as -60 degrees in Cape Chelyuskin. Also, occasional outdoor games are played at the Cape Chelyuskin Duck Pond, which is understandably frozen year-round, so there are no ducks. The Chinooks will win because we are better and Vladimir Putin will nuke everyone if they don't.